remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sponge bath it is.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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