Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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