i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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