Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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