What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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