I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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