You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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