literally had 100 drinks last night.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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