i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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