I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My liver just had a heart attack.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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