I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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