It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you traded sex for a burrito?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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