how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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