I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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