quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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