This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
