Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I deserve this hangover.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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