Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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