I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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