you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've blown a few things in my day
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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