we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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