You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
