I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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