I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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