You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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