This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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