apparently the secret to your success is patron
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
love makes seman taste better
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
