So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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