WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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