Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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