just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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