Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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(707): View more from California

you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!

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(315): View more from New York

yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(989): View more from Michigan

there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.

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(512): View more from Texas

Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad

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(416): View more from Toronto

FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.

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