i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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