More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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