I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
A bitchslap is in order.
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