So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize