Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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