Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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