Whod you bang
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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