how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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