hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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