You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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