he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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