Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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