I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
