I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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