You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's shark week go big or go home
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
