I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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