So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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