Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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