Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
