Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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