Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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