I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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