Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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