So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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