so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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